the backside of the monster outside my front door
Thank God they're outside spiders (I've never seen one of these inside - *knocks on wood*). And generally just sit in their webs. If they walked around, stalking me, I think I'd have to move.
The entry walkway is full of these things. Maybe not all this big (it's probably 2 1/2 inches with it's legs?), but still... grody.
Sometimes they build their webs ACROSS the walkway. So that you unsuspectingly almost walk into/through them.
That would be the end. of. me.